Cartman Ive Been Eating Carpet All Day

Just try and make me laugh.

Cartman ive been eating carpet all day. I ve tried just about every solution offered. Don t pick your nose hon. Well what a day this has been. Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.

I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive. Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant. Um comedy can be the best therapy very much. Oh i don t think that ll be hard.

God damn it mom i wasn t picking it. Stan you want to help me cut some firewood. All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day. Spartangirl march 12 2013 at 7 50 pm.

You ve gotta help me. Jared has aides cartman s house living room day. We ve got enough to. I can still do this.

Gee that s a terrible thing eric. I just have to find my funny bone again. I was on tv and i m a hero. Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014.

All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over. Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle. We cut firewood all day yesterday. I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.

But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day. The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long. Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective. Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.

I ve been working on my. I ve lost my sense of humor. Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls. I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.

I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.