Carpet Salesman Jokes

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

Carpet salesman jokes. No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself. When he rubbed it lo and behold a genie app. A check was mailed to his wife the. Before the lady said anything the salesman said mam the vacuum i have is the best in business.

He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. A vacuum salesman knocked on a newly built home a lady opened the door. The carpet er wants the carpet to match the drapes but a carpenter will put his wood anywhere if the money s right little johnny and the salesman a salesman knocks on a door. 39 of them in fact.

The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor. Come to our mammoth sale. 24 great sales jokes it s time for a humor break. Carpet jokes randomness carpet jokes by admin may 4 2018 january 12 2019 this week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. A big list of salesmen jokes. Before she could speak the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. Madam if i could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner i will eat all this dung.

He shows the salesman a car that he s thinking about buying but there s something he wants to change about it. A snail walks into a car dealership. In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump. Here are 24 sales jokes some oldies some goodies and some you may wish you d never heard.

And he asks the salesman about car customization. Roll up roll up. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. 2 a salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

The salesman asks him what it is and the snail tells him he wants the letter s painted on the doors roof and windows as large as possible.